The Youngs’ Top 10 Camping Tips

by Christine - From Dates to Diapers on June 22, 2013

1. Have the kids pack the ice chest, so all of the ice melts all over the sleeping bags and Mom’s clothes.

2. Unknowingly piss off your neighbors just before your trip. CPS may show up as you’re leaving and delay you by three hours.

3. Make sure you bring your large untrained dog with you. This will ensure the uttering of his name a million times, a carsick canine, and very sore arms.

4. Stop on the way for dinner at the only restaurant within miles of the campground only to discover it is closed.

5. Arrive at the campsite just after dark to set up camp.

6. Plan to purchase your equipment, including lanterns and roasting rods, at the small convenience store on site.

7. Park the boat in pollen infested waters, so the whole family sneezes the rest of the trip.

8. Wait until you’re in the woods with no Internet or cell service to figure out how to write that proposal.

9. Tell your family that the proposal will only take an hour to write, but ditch them all for five hours.

10. Make sure you have your spouse incorrectly set up your cot, so you can enjoy the bar in your back all night.

Enjoy!

 

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Andrew Bradley June 22, 2013 at 5:57 pm

great tips, I’ll be sure to stick with my style of camping
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Bay Staley June 23, 2013 at 8:58 am

I still can’t believe the CPS thing. Sounds like the trip was an adventure ;) I, personally, am NOT a camper. Kudos to you for even going!

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Anne June 24, 2013 at 4:15 pm

Sounds like a winning trip! ;)
I can’t believe your own neighbors would call CPS on you!! You’re kidding!!

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Stephen Bailey June 25, 2013 at 7:49 am

Hi. Listen, I know I live thousands of miles away (in UK) and I know that it’s difficult for me to get away at short notice, and I know that you probably view vacations as quality family time – but… you seem to be interested in coming camping over here, so if you ever need someone to come along and offer helpful if irritating suggestions on local customs, health risks and camping etiquette, PLEASE get in touch. There’s got to be a book in it somewhere…

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Vicki Howes June 30, 2013 at 11:10 am

Sounds sooo familiar! Hope you remembered to pack the booze. thank you for my morning chuckle.

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