From The Peanut Gallery

by Christine - From Dates to Diapers on February 28, 2013

Ray : Where’s my iPad?
Timmy : Your iPad’s gone!

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Joshua : Can we move to Alabama?
Ray : No, son. We’re moving to Texas.
Josh : But if we lived in Alabama and came here for a visit, we could sing “Sweet Home Alabama“!
Timmy : That’s funny, Josh!

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Me : Noah, where did you put my glasses?
Noah : I gave them back to you.
Me : I promise you that you didn’t.
Noah : I promise me, Mom, I did!

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Me to Ray : What do you think about Ikea being accused of using horse meat in their meatballs?
Ethan : I think you shouldn’t buy food at a furniture store.

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Ethan : If a cockroach can live through an atomic bomb, what the heck is Raid made out of?

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Andrew February 28, 2013 at 8:54 pm

Awesome

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Crissy March 1, 2013 at 11:03 am

Me: “Evan, eat your green beans.”
Evan: “Mom… do you love me?”
Me: “Yes, Evan, I love you more than anything!”
Evan: “Then why are you punishing me?”
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Jo-Lynne {Musings of a Housewife} March 1, 2013 at 11:35 am

Hilarious. You can’t make this stuff up!

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Amy from Resourceful Mommy March 3, 2013 at 12:32 pm

My 6 year old recently explained that someday he would like to work at Disney and we can all come and live with him there. Then he said, “Well except for Gram and Pap because I guess they’ll be dead by then.” He said it so nonchalantly that I had to laugh! Such matter-of-factness from such a little guy!
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Melinda March 5, 2013 at 9:09 am

your moving to Texas?

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Cherry March 14, 2013 at 9:20 am

hahaha, I can so relate :)
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Anne March 18, 2013 at 4:02 pm

Hahaha! Enough said! Love it!
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Christina March 18, 2013 at 4:50 pm

So funny! My granddaughter told me she was going to the humane society every day to help the homeless animals and her make believe friends Susie and Petunia were driving her because they drive better than me. What a compliment, right?
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